Overseer Yisrael Hawkins of the House of Yahweh (formerly known as country singer Buffalo Bill Hawkins) describes how he knows that global nuclear war will break out on September 12, 2006.  It has something to do with the fact that we can’t think of anything but sex.

Here’s an excerpt (thanks to Deb for the heads up):

Now that he’s mentioned it — darn it, I really can’t think of anything but sex.